How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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