in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
We have started to decorate penises.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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