I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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