it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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