"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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