her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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