It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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