Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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