Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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