I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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