I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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