I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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