Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We left an ass print on the piano.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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