sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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