Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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