And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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