i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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