We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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