Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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