You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
