How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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