doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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