just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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