Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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