he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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