after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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