I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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