drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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