I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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