Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize