It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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