the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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