Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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