This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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