Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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