: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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