If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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