Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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