He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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