I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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