Midget sex pt 2 tonight
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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