Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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