no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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