8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
is this the sara with the beer cane?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
