so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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