It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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