I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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