Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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