He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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