He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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