Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
