No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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