mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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