Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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