Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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