He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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