I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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