Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
one might say we're banned from that church
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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