It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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