And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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