you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
